I believe this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- I really need to change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I read more almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of rabbits came out from behind a bush. They were running all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
My friends won't believe what just happened. This is insane, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?